Nov 19:
International Men’s Day & World Toilet Day
“Here's all you have to know about men and
women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is
that men are stupid.” ―
Establishing World Toilet Day on the same day
as International Men’s Day is proof of a conspiracy against men. Invention
of the flush toilet remains the top invention of the modern world. The male of every species remains a mutation with
only two purposes. Increasing genetic
diversity and I can’t remember the
other.
Admittedly, we males
do the craziest, stupidest, meanest and usually most selfish things. Sure.
Women do some. Like the Uber self-driving car backup driver watching a
show on her phone when the car hit and killed a pedestrian. But it’s safe to say most wars, genocides, fist
fights, and spousal abuse is the result of testosterone poisoning and genetic defects
(missing an entire leg of one chromosome pair) in the gender that has nipples with
no function.
But there’s an even greater force that molds males defective nature. Our sick culture that has allowed males to dominate and spoil the best aspects of politics, religion, and economics – the three things vital for our species survival. And the modern source of this problem is women who have let it happen.
Yes. It’s
all women’s fault. In spite of their
superior intellect, nurturing wisdom, and greater number they have literally allowed
men to get away with murder and mass murder, even after men allowed them to
vote and run for office. It’s
simple. Women legally get to decide who gets to have
sex and when. They give birth to males,
nurse us, nurture us, educate us, marry us, elect us, and the re-elect us. (WTF?)
There’s hope now because so many are now voting...and voting their own kind into office. But it took a pussy grabbing President to drive
them into the voting booths and now into Congress.
George Will recently wrote that “Parents [one of which is
female] who have raised sons understand that civilization’s primary task is to
civilize adolescent males.” Women need
to try much harder. Our addiction to watching
sports and memorizing sports statistics, events, and players dwarfs our grasp
of policy making and monitoring statistics important to keeping our air and water clean or reducing
income inequality.
According to neuroscience the part of the brain that
stimulates anger and aggression is larger in males. And, the part that restrains anger is
smaller. It sounds fake, but even the
male dominated Supreme Court has concluded that male adolescent brain anatomy
and physiology can cause “transient rashness, proclivity for risk, and
inability to assess consequences,” thereby lowering males “moral
culpability…” They do provide some hope for
males suggesting that “as years go by,” our prospect for illegal deficiencies
can be reformed.
Being male I’m hoping my Bachelor of Science in Biology degree
gives me some shred of credibility (I also have an MD -- it’s in my mailing
address – Rockville, MD). But a story by a female Washington Post opinion
piece writer should encourage other women to show males some mercy. Her MD gave her some medicine for a problem
she was having. Not long after she started
taking it she started having fantasies about her gardener, who, she says, wasn’t
even that attractive. And, when she
accidentally dropped a spoon out of her tea cup it annoyed her so much she just kicked
it.
Men unconsciously know that we are basically expendable. It wouldn’t take many males to keep our
species thriving, but it would take a lot of females. A greater
burden is finding out that women don’t really love us, they ‘just settle’ for
the best one that courts her. Its’s
understandable that women are picky. And
if they didn’t complain about things, not many things would improve. But allowing us to stay in power? That’s just crazy.
The worst part about being male is having to navigate the
daily macro and micro slings and arrows of women’s rejections, political
correctness, and our fear of women knowing what most men are thinking about every
7 seconds.
Then, to top it off, we get blamed for stuffing our emotions. It’s a female blind spot not seeing that when
males vent their emotions people, places and things get broken.
Freedom is supposed to be an inalienable human right. But men are basically slaves. We are not free to do as we please because
women won’t always let us. No wonder we
displace or desire for freedom in the form of watching sports, mixed martial
arts and all out war…and pornography.
It’s NOT our fault.
What is missing in our lives (beside enough beer and sex) is
a real purpose for our masculinity. Perhaps we need a scientific definition of what it means to be a man
besides ownership of a penis.
Just as we need women to make laws and enforce
them, we need women to redefine national security and what it means for a male
to be a man. Why do females usually chose rich men or the ‘bad boy’, instead of a thoughtful,
considerate, idealistic Gandhi like male? OK. Here’s the second joke I’ve ever made
up. What is a ‘Gandhi groupie’? Answer:
“There’s no such thing.”
And we wonder why
civilization is in decline.
There are solutions other than elections or Loretta
Bobbit like non-elected surgeries. There’s
chemical castration, male genocide, advances
in cloning, artificial insemination, or mechanical vibrators that would make men even more useless than we already are. Robots
can always be trained to take out the trash.
Here’s another option for keeping International Men’s Day linked
to World Toilet Day. Have a man invent
an automatic toilet lid lowering device.
But here’s the best option. MAGA by becoming real Americans. Native
American. American Indian culture has always respected ‘mother earth’ and feminine life
sources. American Indian women have had an ancestral right to leadership. They held significant power in pre-colonial, egalitarian
societies from the Pacific to the Atlantic. In the Haudenosaunee Confederacy of the Northeast
tribe mothers played a key role in safeguarding stability in tribal governance and appointing
responsible leaders. As mothers
they often had the power to shape decisions about going to war. The Dine nation of the American Southwest pegged
kinship with the mother/female line where it was the women who owned property and
passed it along to other women.
The spiritual life of native Americans deeply valued the
feminine life sources but mostly Mother Earth.
So what should we honor on International Men's Day besides putting down the lids?
MAGA (make America Great Again) by becoming real American Warriors:
Be acutely honest throughout your dealings with all people. Believe
in justice, not from other people, but from yourself. To the
true Exemplar, there are no shades of gray in the question of honesty and
justice. There is only right and wrong.
POLITE COURTESY
A Warrior has no reason to be cruel. They do not need to prove
their strength. An Exemplar is courteous even to his enemies. Without
this outward show of respect, we are nothing more than animals.
HEROIC COURAGE
Rise up above the masses of people who are afraid to act. Hiding
like a turtle in a shell is not living at all. A Fighter must have heroic
courage. It is absolutely risky, It is dangerous. It is living life completely,
fully, wonderfully. Heroic courage is not blind, it is intelligent and strong.
HONOR
A true person of honor has only one judge of honor, and this is
him/herself. Decisions you make and how these decisions are carried out are a
refection of whom you truly are. You cannot hide from yourself.
COMPASSION
Through intense training the Fighter becomes quick and strong. He
is not as other men. He develops a power that must be used for the good of all.
He has compassion. He helps his fellow man at every opportunity. If an
opportunity does not arise, he goes out of his way to find one.
COMPLETE SINCERITY
When a Warrior has said he will perform an action, it is as good
as done. Nothing will stop him from completing what he has said he will do. He
does not have to "give his word." He does not have to
"promise."
DUTY AND LOYALTY
For the Warrior, having done some "thing" or said some
"thing," he knows he owns that "thing." He is responsible
for it, and all the consequences that follow. A Warrior is immensely loyal to
those in his care, to those he is responsible for, he remains fiercely true.
“It takes a female to
have a baby,
It takes a woman to raise a child,
It takes a mother to raise them correctly,
It takes a warrior to show them how to change the world.”
― Shannon L. Alder
It takes a woman to raise a child,
It takes a mother to raise them correctly,
It takes a warrior to show them how to change the world.”
― Shannon L. Alder
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